So You Think You Love A Girl - II

PART- II


Great, so now I’m sure you’ve realized some things which you should definitely not do. However, let’s say, you’re “deeply, madly and truly” in love. Now what ?? Progressing in the right direction is of the utmost importance! And people usually, tend to miss it (well, let’s say, they kind of always miss it). Do note however, my intention of writing this, is not to attract girls to fawn over their advantageous positions, but simply to tell the hardships which most common guys have to go through.

Say you’re Mr. X, and you have a huge affinity for Ms. Y, and you want to end up being paired X-Y. Just so, that you don’t get paired up X-Z-Y, or X-----Z-Y, or worst Z-Y (Z being a random insolent dude, the fundamentally worst type being your room-mate, or one of your close friends), we must follow certain protocols.  However, more on that later, for that comes way later (possibly in the next section).

Let us get back to the task at hand, for we were talking about how to start interaction. To begin with, we find some typical apparently extremely courteous lines, which you should never say! For instance, quoting Howard from Big Bang Theory, “You're a photon quanta to my valence electron you excite me to a whole new level.”, or usual cheesy lines like “I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves", or even, “ I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out? and similar kind of highly desperate pick-up lines. 

I must mention however a thing or two about pick-up lines. They’re of extreme importance, and just as much good a nice pick-up line would do, a terrible pick-up line would almost surely end all of your chances: you may then rest assured that you need a new girl to hit upon. For as Anil Kapoor says, “First impression, is the last impression!”.

I know, you’ve read in Jane Eyre, Pride and Prejudice, Sense and Sensibility, Emma and books of that sort, that to win a girl, praise her! Yea, you know what, that stuff usually does work!!. Trust me, it does, but time is of the essence here. Surprise her! This doesn’t mean, that you praise her out of the blue, NO you don’t do that. You advance slowly, start the conversation by pointing how amazing the weather is, and about the surrounding elements near you.

 The girl will all this time (to have any chance to win her, note: she must like you, if even that like is highly insignificant), possibly just give you a smile, and answer your queries tersely, all the while wishing you would stop this useless banter and come to the point and praise her. However, don’t give in, make sure, your praise comes in the very last of the conversation. End the conversation on a good note, and leave the conversation hanging. Girls hate non-closure of arguments/conversations and love a definite end. So, in short, they’ll get all wrecked up, think you’re intriguing, and you’ll have another shot. Trust me, you should keep up this WOW factor for as long as you can!

Make the most of your opportunities! Patience is the key really. As long as girls don’t talk they’re pretty! Sometimes really pretty! As soon, as they start talking however, beware! They usually never stop. Not that, they’re not pretty then, but you need to just nod your head in excitement to whatever they speak, and try to act really interested. That would get the girl, all worked up, trust me on this, nay take my word for it. Note, the more she speaks, the better your chances are.

Oh, and once in a while try to make an argument with her, and make sure, she thinks she’ll lose the argument, and then surprise her, by losing it all of a sudden. She’ll love you for it! Let’s see, what next! Oh yes, never make her feel, like you’re drooling over her! Make sure, she understands you have great importance, and being with you is a sign of respect. I don’t really know how everyone could be able to follow this, but yeah, try to work proper clothes, “Death Metal” clothes are not always the definite winners here, instead try putting something more in vogue, yet traditional. "Every girl loves their daddy".

The worst part hasn’t yet even begun and you might face some uphill task already. Things like, controlling your Central Nervous System! Damn the testosterones! They literally block your mental stability and make you swoon unknowingly! However, remember all you need to do, is add a few thousand Delay Gates (Delay Gates are D-Flip Flops really, which do nothing but delay the input signal), to your mental processor, and have all of those fits after she’s gone. That way, you can be all over her, and yet bear the goodwill of the girl!

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